the script (the brainchild of one johanna polki)

(in troy mcclure voice)

too many phone calls ...not enough time
it's not easy being popular....i should know

hi, i'm __________________
you might recognize me from other telephone messages.......
i'm here to talk to you about a once in a lifetime (and by lifetime, i mean this evening)opportunity to watch the award winning and critically acclaimed cinematic masterpiece City of God
tonight with some of the lower mainland's most in-demand people:
roger "too cool for school" gross
mikael "no survivors" gringham
steve "i'm a computer god" grillows
and of course, yours truly

for more information please call this toll-free number: (computer automated voice kicks in)6.0.4.3.1.5.5.5.5.2.

(revert to troy mcclure)
and get ready to kiss your popularity troubles goodbye
goodbye

*******please note that names and numbers may have been changed to protect the... innocent?