Tuesday, April 04, 2006

spanked!

so today i learned some important and yet disturbing information

there is an actual definition regarding allowable spanking (for children, people) and whatever crosses the line MUST be reported by any citizen promptly or they face a $10, 000 fine and up to 6 months in jail..... (which is more than Lisa "Left-eye" Lopez got for burning down her ex-boyfriend's mansion).......

according to the ministry of children and families, spanking can occur through clothing for the purpose of education......any other purposes are disallowed....... did you know about this?....admittedly, i didn't realize ANY spanking of children was allowable but i also didn't realize my legal obligation as a citizen to report........thankfully i haven't witnessed any child spanking since the 1980's (when such behaviour was perfectly acceptable).....or i may have been blogging from the clink.........

2 comments:

Mama Bear said...

~sometimes in our lives, we all have pain, we all have sooooorrrow~..but, if we are wise, we'll know that there's always tomorrow..~

Anonymous said...

lean on me.....for, it won't be long, that you're gonna need somebody to lean on.......